What Bill Ford ain't telling you

Sorry folks, I have some bad news.

This is going to come as a shock to some of you, especially those of you who own a Ford Focus.

The Focus has another name. A very foul name.

Brace yourself.

You.

Are.

Driving.

A Fiesta.

That's right. Latin America is full of your car. But they carry a different name. A tainted name. Fiesta. And it is your car's too. Har.

Sorry. And god help you if you have a racing stripe or -- audible gasp -- flowery Western detailing.